Quotes About Humor

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

I think everybody you know, we all have a sense of humor and I'm not one to take myself too seriously.

The gift of my childhood was laughter, being able to find the humor.

I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

I think comedy is a good way to deal with anything. I hear about people in the hospital who are ill, and they use humor to help them through it. I think it's a great remedy for many things.

I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.

Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.

I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.

A sense of humor is the main measure of sanity.

I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

I'm a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.