Quotes About Humor

How can I die? I'm booked.

Have a sense of humor to break the tension in times of great toil.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.

Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

A sense of humor is needed armor.

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower.

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force, with a great sense of humor, that'll steamroll you if you're not watching.

A lot of political people, especially people on the left, have forgotten the importance of humor as an incredible weapon, and a vehicle through which to affect change.

The first prerequisite of an advanced being is a sense of humor.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.

Humor is an escape, because you cannot think about your problems when you are trying to be funny; so, in essence, "being a humorist" gives you a valid excuse to hide from your pain.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.