Quotes About Humor

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped to the tonsils in the juice of the grape.

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh.

One matter Englishmen don't think in the least funny is their happy consciousness of possessing a deep sense of humor.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

I certainly didn't have New York Jewish humor. But I was in three Mel Brooks films so people thought I was a connoisseur of New York Jewish humor.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

Sense of humor is so much more subjective than anyone believes.

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

It's funny - there's nothing that stops you laughing like the sight of other people laughing about something else.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill.

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.