Quotes About Humor

Thy quips and thy quiddities.

There live not three good men unhanged in England, and one of them is fat and grows old.

A very beadle to a humorous sigh.

I'll use you for my mirth, yea, for my laughter,When you are waspish.

Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humor? No; the world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.

They have a plentiful lack of wit.

What! my dear Lady Disdain, are you yet living?

Was ever woman in this humor woo'd?Was ever woman in this humor won?

Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.

At lovers' perjuries,They say, Jove laughs.

I wish you joy of the worm.

It would be argument for a week, laughter for a month, and a good jest forever.

My lungs began to crow like chanticleer,That fools should be so deep-contemplative,And I did laugh sans intermissionAn hour by his dial.

There's a skirmish of wit between them.

Laugh yourselves into stitches.

Benedick the married man.

Very tragical mirth.

I shall laugh myself to death.

Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy...

He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.

Jesters do often prove prophets.

This fellow's wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves a kind of wit.

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.

You need to be silly to be funny.