Quotes About Humor

In Austin, we don't have such high expectations of chihuahuas.

The crown prince laughed. "But this is the flu!" he said. "We have the flu every year! We all get the flu, even the royal family!

Dealing with morons Ã¢â'¬Â¦ is like teaching Hindu to a beagle.

Canada's army is three men and a dog. They probably keep their stuff forever.

Casey Nice said, "Jesus Christ." "I don't think so," I said. "No beard. No sandals.

Michelle," she said. "Or Shell, sometimes, for short. Which I quite like. It's a nice diminutive. Except not with my last name. Shell Chang sounds somewhere between a Korean porn star and an oil exploration company in the South China Sea and a roll of quarters being dumped in a cash register.

I already know I'm smarter than an armadillo.

You're pretty quick for an old guy," he said. "That's how I got to be an old guy

want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Bramall told a joke about a lawyer who died and got to the pearly gates. Not fair, he said. I'm only 45. Saint Pete said no, we got a new system. Now we do it by billable hours. According to our records you're 153.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Do bears shit in the woods?

She tinged her attitude with a gentle mocking humor which saved people from hating her.

Bramall told a joke about a lawyer who died and got to the pearly gates. Not fair, he said. I'm only forty-five. Saint Pete said no, we got a new system. Now we do it by billable hours. According to our records you're 153.

cutest thing you ever saw. The alleged mother fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch. I

You're pretty quick for an old guy," he said. "That's how I got to be an old guy," McGrath said back.

This is not rocket surgery.

the Irish seven-course meal is a six pack and a potato

Chang said, "The French are crazy." Reacher said, "My mother was French." "Was she crazy?" "Pretty much.

I always preferred Harpo to Groucho Marx.

When a bird crapped on my window, he called 911.

Looking back, I have to laugh. You know why Martin Bligh was strenuous? Whenever I didn't know what to write next, I put a swift river in front of his horse and sent the two of them across!

Pratique ! Je me demande, mon fils, si tu comprendras un jour qu'oublier de l'être est parfois beaucoup plus amusant.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it...try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.