Quotes About Humor

Taking the I-Ops anywhere was a lot like taking a preschool on a field trip. Though Asher thought the preschoolers would probably listen better.

Congratulations, old friend. And I'm sorry. She is the mate most likely to castrate someone in their sleep.

He wrapped his steely arms around me tightly. No. We don't have to stop hugging. I'm cool with going out this way. I'd like my tombstone to read 'hugged to death.' Ohmygoddess, me too! I shouted, hugging him tighter.

Ningún cómico ha conseguido hasta ahora la naturalidad con que Rajoy imita a Rajoy.

I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ.

I shouldn't be surprised. Catholicism is the ultimate loophole religion (sin, confess, repeat), so it makes sense that a priest would know better than anyone how to work the angles. Still, when you go to confession and say, Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, you don't expect him to say, So, who hasn't?

Holy Lesbos, Batman!

Dios hace a veces esos chistes: darnos una vocación para la que no tenemos talento.

She who laughs, lasts. kate clinton

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

If your career doesn't work out, write a book about it.

I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.

Craziness was considered funny, like all other things that were in reality frightening and profoundly shameful.

Romantic people are not supposed to laugh, I know that much from looking at the pictures.

They were wearing camouflage gear direct from central casting, and if it hadn't been for the guns I might have laughed, not yet realizing that female laughter would soon be in short supply.

Women can't add, he once said, jokingly. When I asked him what he meant, he said, For them, one and one and one and one don't make four. What do they make? I said, expecting five or three. Just one and one and one and one, he said.

Toast is me. I am toast.

I guess you get all my money, I said. And I'm not even dead. I was trying for a joke, but it came out sounding macabre. Hush, he said. He was still kneeling on the floor. You know I'll always take care of you. I thought, already he's starting to patronize me. Then I thought, already you're starting to get paranoid.

Penises," I said thoughtfully. "Them again.

Would I laugh? Matter of fact, you would, says Zeb. Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.

It's kind of shocking to hear Toby called a babe; sort of like calling God a studmuffin.

Nothing wrecks your nails like a lethal pandemic plague," but we did our nails anyway.

It's foolish to joke with those who have absolute control over you. They don't like it; they think you don't appreciate the full extent of their power.

Fuck , thinks Stan. She knows about the chickens.