Quotes About Humor

There is a very thin line between- Gobar(cow dung) and Go-Uber!!!!

If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...Don't take life WAY too seriously.

You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.

You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!

Positive lessons learned... Blessings recognized... Humor found... No regrets.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.

Don't take life too seriously. Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit. Laugh at it.

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.

I'm seriously laughing

Smiles are a funny thingand laughter is hilarious.I smile sometimeswhen I am delirious.

Don't take life to seriously, its not like you're going to get out alive! #Life

We are not always funny, but like a life with Fun

Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!

When it comes to self-worth, laughter is not just about fresh perspective; it is also about liberation. When we laugh at ourselves, we do more than just see those burdens of expectation that have often weighed us down for years. In a moment of hilarity, we can also free ourselves from those burdens.

Obviously Christianity is the one true faith, but if Islam is correct, u are fucked. I mean you are power fucked." - John Oliver to Alex McFarland

Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.

I never make stupid mistakes - only very, very clever ones.

Not to pun at all would be more challenging than most people might imagine.

Puns are at their core defined by multiplicity of meaning, not necessarily humor. The common expectation that puns should always be funny, or die in the attempt, is a relatively modern development.

In fact, puns appear so often and in such diverse forms and cultures throughout history that they appear to reflect something fundamental, enduring and perhaps even universal about human expression.

His joy was a release of Paul's conversion, not the heavy backslapping practical-joking humor of the Victorians, nor the cynical satire or the flippancy of the twenty first century mass media, just the gift of not taking himself or his adversaries too seriously.