Quotes About Humor

He who has learned how to laugh at himself shall never cease to be entertained.

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A música afeta as nossas emoções e pode levantar-nos ou baixar-nos o moral. Um bom exemplo disto é a forma como as bandas sonoras dos filmes nos dão pistas sobre como reagirmos à cena que estamos a ver – romance, humor e tensão são ampliados pela música que os acompanha.

My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, you're a poo.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ya. Ya who? I'm excited to see you too!

I'm flatulent in many languages.

Together we kill many chicken, eat cat every day, howl at moon, oh boy.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

He who laughs last is generally the one that thought fastest on his feet

This is what you get for letting rednecks play with antimatter, boss

This is too complicated. What about I shoot him? If he comes back, he really likes me.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Gonna rain like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" [drugstore clerk to detective Virgil Flowers] Dark of the Moon, p.7

I'll bring pajamas " she said. "Yeah? You have any idea how old I am?" "Not nearly as old as you're gonna be by midnight.

Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, "Remind me not to stand next to you if you're handling a bomb. That much caffeine, you gotta be shakin' like a hundred-dollar belly dancer." "At least I'm not drinking like a little girl," Barlow said.

Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do to you.

We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.

The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat

Who are you and what medications aren't you taking?" Finn said.

Laugh if you will... They laughed at all great ideas and inventions. They laughed at nitrous oxide.

Ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho!"–Little Lulu

There is no god but Road Runner and Chuck Jones is his prophet.