Quotes About Humor

You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear.

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

I happen to like things that are funny and dramatic at the same time. I don't see the difference.

I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.

I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.

My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.

I try not to take myself too seriously. I like to have a good time.

Louis C. K. is one of my all time favorite standup comedians.

'Summer Heights High' is one of my favourite shows of all time. I'm obsessed. I re-watch it all the time.

P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trouble for doing ninja moves in class. Don't worry. This happens all the time.

The way Leo figured it, he spent more time crashing than he did flying. If there was a rewards card for frequent crashers, he'd be, like, double platinum level.

I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

I reckon I am a smart aleck, but it is just a way to pass the time.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

What is it about business that makes us laugh - when things go wrong, which they do all the time (why, I still wish I knew) then we need to laugh.

We thought there was also something that was humorous but at the same time powerful and deep about naming the album, 'Modern Vampires Of The City'.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

When you start to talk about comic books, a lot of the time, people forget about the comic part of it. They need to be funny.

The first time I met [Sylvester Stallone], he had golf tees up his nose. So I figured we were going to be OK.

I make terrible jokes every time I go into a hospital. I think it's a defence mechanism.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.