Quotes About Humor

'Buried Alive' is a little scary, but also a comedy at the same time.

. . . . spending more time with my fly firmly attached to the branches of trees and almost none of it attached to the lips of a trout.

My mom and my shows is not a good mix. She came one time and I'm not letting her come again!

Here's a new 'Blessing' for our time -- 'May Anderson Cooper never be sent to report on your town!

People have a good time with all the catch phrases.

We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.

I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was my dream for a long time, and sadly, now I can never realize that. But I'd like to do comedy.

When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like."

Laughter not time destroyed my voice And put that crack in it, And when the moon's pot-bellied I get a laughing fit.

I have one of the worst voices in the history of recorded time.

Especially in comedies, I think a lot of time the female characters are there to provide a balance for guys.

Give me a mirror.Or holy water. I'll drink it,even!" I gasped as someone threw water on the side of my face. "A little warning next time would be nice.

Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at me.

I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know the stupid side of me.

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.

My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom. You in bed with a duck is just pretty much a deal breaker.'

[Using humor to explore serious issues] disarms people. It's a way in. It's gentle, but at the same time it's subversive, and I like that duality.

Tom is back on a flight at 6:15 P.M. That is 6:15. Do you get it? Not 6:00 P.M. but 6:15 P.M. And do you know how many minutes that is? I do. I have also become a Time Lord.

Don't you know that it is only very foolish folk who talk sense all the time?

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

Who doesnt love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.

Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast.

Tragedy plus time equals humor.