Quotes About Humor

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I would love to do something like Austin Powers to show off my comic timing.

Everybody's funny if you love them.

Love is the fart Of every heart It pains the man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don't smile and laugh all the time... But if a girl can make me laugh... I'm in love!!!!

It has been wisely said that we cannot really love anybody at whom we never laugh.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

The moment you start seeing life as non-serious, a playfulness, all the burden on your heart disappears. All the fear of death, of life, of love - everything disappears.

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh .

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

There's nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

I do consider myself a clown and a court jester, and I do love to make people laugh, whether they're laughing with me or at me.

You can defeat fear through humor, through pain, through honesty, bravery, intuition, and through love in the truest sense.

For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.