Quotes About Humor

Oh, lighten up, Clark. I'm the one having scalding hot air directed at my genitals.

I frowned at the list. "So… I'll go back and tell the Traynors that I'm going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics—

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

Jesus Christ," said my father. "Can you imagine? If it wasn't punishment enough ending up in a ruddy wheelchair, then you get our Lou turning up to keep you company." "Bernard!" my mother scolded. Behind me, Granddad was laughing into his mug of tea.

we laughed awkwardly, in the way British people do when they are experiencing great emotion.

I thought of Will telling me if I didn't stop bloody whistling he'd be forced to run me over.

Margaret laughed. "Sure thing. Sorry, Ave. I'll go and get the tea." Ave. If Avice had been feeling less awful, she would have corrected her: there was nothing worse than an abbreviated name.

Felix ignored her for the entire time she was there, breaking off only to wash his bottom with what seemed like almost insulting enthusiasm.

When he saw the content of my MP3 player one afternoon, he laughed so hard he nearly dislodged one of his tubes.

Her eyes shot open. "Divorced? I'm a good Catholic girl, Louisa. We don't divorce. We just make our men suffer for all eternity." She waited just for a moment, and then she started to laugh.

She went kind of pink and laughed, the kind of laugh you do when you know you shouldn't be laughing. The kind of laugh that spoke of a conspiracy.

I like your thinking." "I like your everything." "We seem to spend a lot of time talking rubbish to each other." "Well, I like that too.

And she's ancient. How old must she be? Twenty-seven? Twenty-eight?

said, and we laughed awkwardly, in the way British people do when they are experiencing great emotion. In

Son,' he says as Fabien turns to leave. 'Let her go. Don't take it all so seriously, eh?

You shitbag,' I yelled. 'I'm going to kick your stupid marathon-running shins so hard you're going to think 157th was actually a good result.

That's how I feel about clothes all the time. They talk to you, right? That dress has been screaming at me: Buy me you idiot! And maybe lay off the potato chips!

When he saw the contents of my MP3 player one afternoon, he laughed so hard he nearly dislodged one of his tubes.

I stared at them. 'Every time what?' I said, as Nathan put the money into Will's hand. 'He said you'd be reading a book. I said you'd be watching telly. He always wins.' My sandwich stilled at my lips. 'Always? You've been betting on how boring my life is?

don't do flirting. I wouldn't know how to flirt with someone if Louisa stood behind them holding up placards. And

had laughed for a full minute, trying to straighten his face when

At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself.

No more nightmares about the Fishers?" "Last night," Tanzie said, "I dreamed about a cabbage that could roller-skate. It was called Kevin." Mum gave her a long look. "Right.

It's great to be able to connect parents with children both emotionally and through humor. I look forward to exploring family entertainment once again and examining the specifics of our day-to-day lives against the backdrop of an extraordinary adventure.