Quotes About Humor

A great principle of moral advancement, on a par with "Love thy neighbor" and "All men are created equal," is the one on the bumper sticker: "Shit happens.

sarchasm n. The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Stanley Goldfarb died and his relatives and the congregation gathered for an evening of prayers and mourning. When the time came for the mourners to come up and eulogize him, no one stirred. After several minutes, the rabbi was getting anxious. "Someone must have something nice to say about him," he implored. More silence. Finally a voice piped up from the back of the room: "His brother was worse.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

I'd love to do a comedy. I'm terrified of comedy. I don't think I'm funny, but I guess that's why it's so thrilling.

I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.

I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.

Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain. Percy: Will you stop calling me that? Annabeth: You know you love it.

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.

It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.

I feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet, putting her in a wheel-barrow and wheeling her down the street.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception.

Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. It's that kind of morning.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

I wish I loved the Human Race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm introduced to one I wish I thought What Jolly Fun!

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'.