Quotes About Humor

I love Dickens because it makes me chuckle to myself so. He has taken me to another world and out of so many earthly miseries.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.

So I fell in love with a rich attorney's Elderly ugly daughter.

I love my lawyer. I have to say that of course!

I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young.

There's not enough bad taste! I LOVE bad taste! I live for bad taste! I am the spokesman for bad taste!

I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.

I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.'

When I really love someone, I can only show it by making aggressive and bad-taste remarks.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Joke I read somewhere: They say that God is the innermost dweller of all. Well I hope He likes enchiladas - cause that's what He's getting! Love delights and glorifies in giving, not receiving.

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

I guess I love mischief as much as Amelia Bedelia. I simply enjoy laughing at life.

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.

I'm very much of the "make it dark, make it grim, make it tough", but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

Theres no mystery-the EMU Club is a hit! This is a fun, funny adventure that kids will love to read.

O lovely O most charming pug Thy gracefull air and heavenly mug ... His noses cast is of the roman He is a very pretty weoman I could not get a rhyme for roman And was obliged to call it weoman.

MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her!