Quotes About Humor

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

Jesus if you could cure our son's blindness that'd be great... And we'd love some shelves over there.

Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.

I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'

My limo driver's white, my attorney black... 'Show me some love' like I'm Bernie Mac.

If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.

I love a confident guy and a guy that makes me laugh and who is a little hard to get. Don't be too easy.

I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of that was Austin's fault.

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

I learned everything about love, watching 'Splash.' That's why I'm still single, so thanks Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah for that.

I love every minute of fatherhood, staying up all night, changing nappies, kids crying, I find it really funny and inspiring. It connects you to the world in a new way.

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.

I love an act that makes fun of the situation, and of course makes fun of yourself. That's important, you can't take yourself too seriously.

The original Dean Martin Comedy Hour handed me some hysterical sketches. I've got highlights on tons of these variety shows, given to me by their great writers. I'd love to be doing all that again.

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

There's nothing more I love than McDonald's dollar menu. With just the change I find between my couch cushions, I can eat something with the nutritional value of a couch cushion.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I love a guy who can make me laugh.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

But comedy I'd love to do as much as humanly possible.

Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? 'Cause he had problems.

All the world loves a clown.