Quotes About Humor

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.

a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching her husband cook dinner.

I love the fact that I'm having an opportunity to make people laugh and you actually get to hear it.

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the stigmas behind the identities held by Africans and so on.

I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening.

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans have. It is not wicked, like in some countries. And I also love how new America is.

Comedy's my first love. I love that so much. You play comedy in drama, too. The difference between genres doesn't really change the method of acting.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!

Laugh at love and love will make you cry.

I love visual gags and gimmicks; I love them.

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.