Quotes About Mishap

There's nothing more annoying than losing your phone, but this happened to me not once or twice, but three times in a row!

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.

Anybody can miss a penalty.

there was once on set where I had the runs and I'm not talking the normal kinda shit IM talking like diarrhea with steam cause dat bitch was so hot comin out my ass. I turned around and it came pouring out hitting some of those damn kida by God!

Once, while exploring Seville Cathedral, I walked into a metal bar and gashed my head.

Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of spaghetti when I leaned in to open the door. Turns out it was already open, so I fell flat on my face like something from the Keystone Kops.

My dad cut my hair once - I wanted a bob and he gave me a bowl cut. That was a tough few years.

Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one.

embarrassment as quickly

Like all big mistakes, mine started with a goat.

The last time you gave me 'Hightower detail' he caught me with his underwear in my hands." "I'm sorry I missed that." Nicole's voice rang with suppressed laughter. "We're all sorry we missed that," Deirdre added. "I can't tell you how much I wish I'd missed that," Maddie said drily.

But fortunately they sent Inspector Clouseau.

My mom always says, "Keep your chin up." That's how I ran into the door.

electrical wires the night before our presentation. So just as Sharon Sheldon was starting to give her introduction and Lance started to make low, rumbling noises with his armpit, my volcano's battery somehow melted, burst into flames, and burned a big, black, stinky hole straight through Miss Piffle's desk. I didn't think it was such

I never had a piece of toast Particularly long and wide, But fell upon the sanded floor, And always on the buttered side.

When you're cruising down the road in the fast lane and you lazily sail past a few hard-driving cars and are feeling pretty pleased with yourself and then accidently change down from fourth to first instead of third thus making your engine leap out of your hood in a rather ugly mess, it tends to throw you off stride in much the same way that this remark threw Ford Prefect off his.

There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!

He waited and waited for another accident to happen. The trouble with trying to make the right accident happen is that it won't. That is not what "accident" means. The accident that eventually occurred was not what he had planned at all.

Henry Footit was run over yesterday - that was his dog. One of those smooth-haired fox terriers, rather stout and quarrelsome, that butchers always seem to have.

I accidentally synced up my work phone with my own personal iCloud photos, which has 6,000 photos.

I once bought an ill-advised half cashmere, half camel hair jumper for £800, then ruined it by spilling a pint of Guinness all over it.