Quotes from Larry David

And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often.

I'm not quite as anonymous as I was.

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.