Quotes from David Walliams

flabbergasted.

No, he walks funny because he only has one leg." "His leg fell off because he ate my fudge?!" Raj looked to the heavens again and put his hands together in prayer. "Lord, please have mercy on my soul! I am not a bad man. I just use best-before dates as a very rough guide, rounding them up to the nearest decade!

most of all he wanted to tell them about the marvellous adventure he had shared with her,

The porter lowered his head, and the other children exchanged nervous looks. It was clear this lady intimidated them all too. With a flick of her hand, Matron brushed the porter aside, and he stumbled a little to steady himself. "Let me look at this bump," she said as she peered over the boy. "Mmm, yes, that is a nasty bump. You should have an X-ray first thing in the morning." The porter rolled his eyes at Tom, but once again the boy didn't react.

Flip had written many volumes of poetry:

WHOOSH! The creature dodged

and we're in Victorian London. Meet the characters in the story… Elsie is a homeless orphan, who lives on the streets of London.

T?t c? nh?ng gì cháu có th? làm trong cu?c ??i này là theo ?u?i gi?c m? c?a mình. N?u không làm ???c th? thì cháu ?ang lãng phí th?i gian ??y.

How did it sound?" asked Tom. "Awful! But it didn't matter how it sounded!" said Robin. "It was how it felt!

miles an hour.

BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG! BONG!

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK.

Twilight Towers.

lifetime left. Jack was going to have to help him. But he had

Sweating profusely, the thirsty dentist took a large swig of mouthwash,

Glutton shoved her lump of a husband off her and scrambled to her feet. Next she shut off the ice-cream tap, which had still been splurging away. CLICK! "It's Ned," announced Ned, still hovering outside their van on his slocket. "Remember me?

carry him. That fateful afternoon the boy vowed that he would never ever

have your chocolate stolen?

As long as you love me, I can never die.

Aaah! Miss Zoe. My favourite customer.

Eric's grandmother is a fearsome character

In her heart the girl knew that she should never ever sign over the deeds of Saxby Hall to her wicked aunt. But her heart was broken. Stella's body and spirit had been crushed by the past days and nights of terror. With her parents gone, and Soot trapped at the bottom of the icy lake, she felt she had nothing left to live for. If she signed now perhaps this nightmare would be over.

ghost rules. "What about Wagner?

Suddenly Dotty jumped up and down, looking as if she desperately needed a wee, but in actual fact she was just overexcited.