Quotes from Bill Watterson

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

I've been thinking Hobbes On a weekend? Well, it wasn't on purpose

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.

To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I'm cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.