Quotes from Charles M. Schulz

I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

Happiness is a sad song.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!