Quotes from Janet Evanovich

uh-oh, Ranger said. you been reading those Nancy Drew books again?

If Lula was a pastry she'd be a big chocolate cupcake with a lot of frosting. I'd be more of a croissant with a ponytail.

carried me into the bedroom and tossed me onto the bed. "Five minutes," he said, lacing his shoes.

passenger seat, and Ranger leaned over and kissed me just below my ear. It was a hello kiss. Nothing serious. If I wanted it to get serious all I had to do was smile.

I'd find you," Ranger said. He took my hand, kissed the palm, and got out of the car.

I crossed the room at a run, barreled through the door to take the stairs, and crashed into Ranger. We lost balance and rolled tangled together to the fourth-floor landing. We lay there for a moment, stunned and breathless. Ranger was flat on his back, and I was on top of him.

I spent as much time on the rifle range as I spend with my knife in the peanut butter jar, I'd be a crack shot.

Not only did you steal my truck, but you parked it illegally." "You park illegally all the time." "Only when it's official police business, and I have no other choice … or when it's raining.

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. My

Yeah. My skill level is so high I do things I don't even try to do.

Say what? There's no 'and he got naked and waved his magic wand?' 'Nope,' Connie said. 'No magic wand. She didn't get to see the wand.' 'Well, you know he got one,' Lula said. 'How come he didn't wave it and make her a happy princess?

I introduced myself and told him I was looking for his dad. 'Haven't seen him,' he said. 'We aren't close. He's an even bigger dick than me. I mean, dude, he named me Oswald.

My mother fainted. Crash, onto the floor with the big wooden spoon still in her hand.

Only thing worse than a tapper is a jiggler or a hummer. You find a man that does any of those things and you run don't walk away, because if you get locked in a room with him, eventually you're gonna have to kill him.

own decisions. And I'm responsible for my well-being. Is that clear?" "No," both men said in unison.

I want you to leave the guns in the car." "These are Trekkies we're dealing with. They could put the Vulcan death grip on us.

Miami's the kind of place where you can wear a gold lamé bikini and a python cowboy hat and nobody will look at you twice

I don't think I'm especially homophobic, but I draw the line at Batman.

Glad to hear it," Randy said. "There should be meat with every meal. Without meat there's no meal, am I right?" "I like this boy," my father said. "He's got a good head on his shoulders.

Hunh," Lula said. "You sure got a stick up your ass. When did you get so play-by-the-book?" "I've always been play-by-the-book. You're the one who doesn't play by the book." "Well, I knew it was one of us.

I woke up completely entangled with Ranger.

He had his hand in your pants and he kissed you," Lula said. "I'm wetting myself.

THREE TO GET DEADLY

I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up. "You're working with a guy named Tank?" "He's big." "Jesus," Morelli said. "I had to fall in love with a woman who works with a guy named Tank." "You love me?" "Of course I love you. I just don't want to marry you.