Quotes from Janet Evanovich

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Connie handed me the check and plucked at a clump of mascara hanging at the end of her left eyelash. "I'm telling you, it's fucking hard to be classy," she said.

How did you know about the fire?" I asked Morelli. "Dispatch called me. They always call me when your car explodes or goes up in flames.

Kate's hands were getting sore and blistered, even with

I'll go with you," Lula said. "Maybe I'll get a look at the killer Chihuahuas. And besides, I want to ride in Ranger's Porsche.

Sometimes I find human nature to be real disappointing

I walked Grandma to the front door and gave her a hug. 'I love you,' I said to Grandma. 'I love you, too,' Grandma said. 'Maybe that's why God gave us death. So, we remember to love what's alive.

This makes you real special," Lula said. "It's like you're a reality show, all by yourself.

real nice for him." The corners of

I got a body stuck to my windshield!" Lula yelled. "I can't drive like this! I can't get my wipers to work. How am I supposed to drive with a dead guy on my wipers?

Everyone crossed themselves at the mention of the IRS. Street gangs and the mob paled in comparison to fear of the tax code.

The balcony encircled the entire room and provided access to two levels of towering carved oak bookshelves. A huge domed ceiling loomed above her, featuring an eighteenth-century Italian fresco. A large weather-beaten Coleman tent had been set up in front of a massive stone fireplace.

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses," Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.

Okay, let's try

I thought your mother liked me." "My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

I'm cute. Women believe me." "I don't believe you." "That's because you know me. I'm superficially believable.

If Ranger needed help with the takedown on someone he was personally tracking he wouldn't call me. If you gave Ranger fifteen minutes he could assemble a team that would make the invasion of Kuwait look like a kindergarten exercise. Needless to say, I wasn't at the head of his commando-for-hire list. I wasn't even on the bottom of it.

You're going to send me down first?" "I thought you would want to go down first." "I want to go down never.

I'm going to run you down, back over you, and then I'm going to get out and shock you with my stun gun until your hair catches fire.

Riley decided the man was physically a ten, but intellectually he was a certifiable fruit basket.

She switched the headlamp on and saw bats clinging to the side of the cave inches from her face. Someone whimpered. She supposed it was her. She switched the lamp off and played out the rope, dropping more slowly, trying to control the whimpering.

gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don't care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift.

It was a Geek Squad badge from Best Buy.

I love you," I said to Grandma. "I love you, too," Grandma said. "Maybe that's why God gave us death. So, we remember to love what's alive.