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Quotes from Janet Evanovich

came out alive," Kate said.
~ Janet Evanovich
It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.
~ Janet Evanovich
As far as you know? I can't know any further than that.
~ Janet Evanovich
Maybe that's why God gave us death. So, we remember to love what's alive.
~ Janet Evanovich
The morally correct answer is yes, but the practical answer is no.
~ Janet Evanovich
The more is a question mark. It acknowledges the future unknown.
~ Janet Evanovich
out I was going to crash the car into a telephone pole.
~ Janet Evanovich
Yeah, but you're gonna need a new liver one of these days, and that costs money," Grandma said. I
~ Janet Evanovich
Kate's phone rang, with the caller ID "Nick McGarrett.
~ Janet Evanovich
Nice work," I said, alluding to her nails. "Maura, at The Hair Palace, does them. She's a genius with nails, and she'll bikini wax you till you're bald as a billiard ball.
~ Janet Evanovich
You're his what?" "Amanuensis.
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't believe this, Diesel said. It just gets worse and worse. Bad I enough I have to play cupid to a butcher, button maker and veterinarian...now have to be sex therapist for a guy who gives people a rash.
~ Janet Evanovich
tinted windows rounded the corner, obviously chasing Kevin. It blew past us, screeching to a
~ Janet Evanovich
How can you completely appreciate the Jersey shore if the air is safe to breathe in the interior parts of the state?
~ Janet Evanovich
fault." Ranger tightened his hold on my neck.
~ Janet Evanovich
Gravy isn't a food group." "Say what?
~ Janet Evanovich
And I don't think we're completely incompetent. I think we're closer to eighty percent incompetent.
~ Janet Evanovich
You're thinking I wasn't in a hurry to get out into the real world? On the contrary. The real world is where you find it.
~ Janet Evanovich
He's a Stone Dead gang member. He'll be hanging with the other Deads, and the Deads own the fifth block of Stark. Their color is purple. Their name is significant. These losers are dead inside. They've grown up with so much violence it's normal to them. They're like zombies. They feel no remorse. You do not want to go up against one of them. If you find this guy I want you to call me, and I'll send out the SWAT team..
~ Janet Evanovich
Life is easy when you're a hamster," I said to Ranger.
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't know what to think of the coffin story. You have any more information on these coffins? Where they were originally purchased? What they look like? They're made of wood. About six foot long... If there's one thing I hate, it's a wise-ass bounty hunter. I showed him the picture. You're right, he said. They're made of wood, and they're about six foot long.
~ Janet Evanovich
was chilling and eerily invasive. It tied the flowers
~ Janet Evanovich
What choice do I have but to be myself? Everyone else was already taken.
~ Janet Evanovich
Ranger keeps small Third World countries secure.
~ Janet Evanovich