Quotes from Dan Gutman

This is perfect for Amazing but True!" Mrs. McDonald kept saying as she snapped pictures. "My readers will love this!

boo-boo on you. It was Miss Daisy! "Well, hello again, third graders!

That's Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'!" Andrea shouted. "I've seen that video!"* "Noooooooo!" shouted Ms. Cuddy. "Not 'Thriller'!

Dole told us it was time to march out to the playground.

Did you eat a lot of bonbons recently?" "No," Mrs. Daisy said, "I gave almost all of them away." "Then how did you get so fat?" I asked. "Because…" "Because we're going to have a baby!" said Mr. Macky.

What the heck was that supposed to mean? Pep

The weirdness never stops! Help! With the Recess Enrichment Program, A.J. and the gang have to take classes even during recess! The new teacher, Mrs. Lizzy, teaches how to make balloon animals, how to compost worms, and lots of other weird useless skills that nobody would ever want to know in a million hundred years!