Quotes from Dan Gutman

arithmetic.

But that's crazy!" Pep said. "Who would attack the largest ball of twine in the world?" "The largest cat in the world?" suggested Coke.

nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.

Harry Potter

WOW," we all went, which is "MOM" upside down.

She looked like she might run out of the room crying like she usually does for no reason.

No Bell Prize

Arlo!" Andrea shouted. "Why did you do that?

When grown-ups take a picture, they have to get a shot of every possible combination of people. That's the first rule of being a grown-up.

Bowel movement?

Arlo!" Andrea shouted. "Why did you do that?" "Does there have to be a reason?" Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the class. He's the principal of Ella Mentry School, and he has no hair at all. Most principals polish their shoes, but Mr. Klutz polishes his head.

Gettysburg Address ("Four score and seven years ago …")

Limpus kidoodle

Mr. Jack." "But your name

How does anybody know anything? I Googled it!

Striker Smith. He's a superhero from the future who travels through

circumference

DRESS UP AS FOR CIVIL WAR WEEK?

Shampooooo. Shamp ooooo. Sham. Poo. Poo sham. Poosh ham. Poo—

Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss…" "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Naaaaaaayyyyy," said Pootie. "Milk comes out of goats?" I asked. "I thought milk came out of cows." "It comes out of goats, too, Arlo," said Andrea. Little Miss Know-It-All was proud of herself because she knew something I didn't know. I hate her. "See, we learned something already," said Mrs. Lizzy. "Goats

pitch. Guess where it went? Yeah, it sailed into the stands and hit Alice. It broke a bone in her knee! That lady was not having a good day. Deion Sanders is the only person in history to hit a home run in a Major League Baseball game and score a touchdown in the National Football League in the same week! The most valuable baseball card in the world is a Honus Wagner card from 1909–10. In perfect condition, it's worth more than two million dollars.

Did you know that we live inside the sun?

Skippy and Jif