Quotes from Karl Pilkington

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?