Quotes from Bill Maher

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

Religion is insanity by consensus.

Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that.

Religion is bad and drugs are good.

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies.

If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

This is why rational people - anti-religionists - must end their timidity and come out of their closet and assert themselves.

I don't respect religon. I don't respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.

Stupidity is not another form of knowledge.

[George W. Bush] has balls. And he's a leader. Unfortunately his balls and leadership are in the service of shitty ideas. We need his balls on someone who thinks right.

There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don't get a vote.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

People are very narcissistic. It's not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn't know a game is going on?

I don't think all life is precious. I know people say that all the time, "Life is precious." I think some life is precious, and some life is just a waste of protoplasm. Start over.

I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it.

It's all been satirized for your protection.

Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going.

As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.